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Greetings Prisoners

It's Friday again! Our resident genius @melsha has been coding his fingers off to get this weeks update out to you all so let's get right into it!

Here's what you have to look forward to upon your planets reboot today!
  • Iapetus /gkit
  • /showcase Update
  • Scoreboard Update
  • Bugs and QOL
  • 30% Off Sale
Iapetus /gkit
The Iapetus /gkit is the newest addition to the gkit family and comes packing some heat. Each time you claim the kit you will receive the following:​
Axe: 3 - 6 Levels worth of Cosmic Energy
Sword: 3 - 6 Level worth of Cosmic Energy
Random Blackscroll: 50% - 75% success rate
10 - 20 Mystery Dust (Ultimate - Godly)
Small Chance for a Whitescroll We know Rob has been teasing something "Big" for some time now, we are getting close....just be patient

Showcase Update
Ever placed something in your /showcase and then realize its placement has completley ruing your showcase? Worry no more! /showcase is now completely customizable! Players will be able to swap and change their showcases to perfection. Left clicking an item will move it one spot to the left. Right clicking will move it one spot to the right!​
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Scoreboard Update
The scoreboard will now display Cosmic Prisons in some fancy colored text as well as your account name and the date in the format of Month/Day​
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Bugs and QOL
  • Players can no longer use special characters in chat
  • /jet logging out issue mitigated...
Greetings Prisoners

Its that time of the week already, update time! It’s been a busy time here on Prisons and we have some updates for you so let's get right into what you have to look forward to after this weeks update!
  • More /g upgrades
  • XP Bottles & Dusts
  • QOL and Bug Fixes
  • 20% Off Sale
New /g upgrades
  • Raid Mastery - Reduces the time of your raid cooldown
  • Outpost TP Mastery - Reduces the cooldown of your /outpost TP times
  • Cell Fortification - Increases the Durability of your gang's cell doors
  • Cell Mastery - +1 Cell Guard for gang members cells
XP Bottles & Dusts
XP Bottles found in shards and contrabands have now been buffed considerably and players will notice a significant increase in the mining XP rewarded along with this you will also notice some randomisation to the amount of XP you will receive!​

All Enchanting Dust now will be discovered at a random percentage!​

Simple: 1%
Uncommon: 2% - 3%
Elite: 4% - 6%
Ultimate: 7% - 11%
Legendary: 12% - 17%
Godly: 18% - 25%

QOL and Bug Fixes
  • Guards not leaving cells sometimes has been mitigated
  • Qkits levelling issues has been fixed
  • Valentines Qkit Quest spelling errors fixed
  • Raw Enchants no longer have text saying they have animations
  • A few players had found some ways to “Mitigate” a raid by aggroing the cell guards from the opposite cell to the one being raided. This has since been mitigated.
Of course, this wouldn't be a Cosmic Update without a scorching sale to go with it! Players can enjoy 20% Off for the weekend!
Welcome, Cosmic Prisoners!

Welcome back to the 19th installment of the Cosmic Community Update. We had such a busy week in the community from epic trolls , planet resets , updates and some insane pvp! This is shaping up to be one of my favourite weeks of the Community Update to bring to you!

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The Great BOW-BOOZLE of 2018!

Cosmic Prisons this week experienced one of the most highly thought out and well executed memes in its history. Some of the finest talent from the Cosmic PvP server put their creative minds together and took the commonly used “Bow Meme” on prisons to new levels!

With some fancy design skills and well thought out layouts they posted a mockup version update post of bows being released on prisons. They recreated it with such accuracy, it had everyone fooled!

Their posts on forums lit up like wild fire! News spread throughout game chat, discord, the shoutbox and the forums! Even the very active forums members were fooled by the very accurate meme that had been created. Fear of bows being added to prisons struck fear and rage into the community. Pandemonium hit as everyone started to believe in this horrible addition to the server! Amongst all the drama the meme team Cubecorp sure were having a laugh and it didn't end there.

After all the drama started to subside, @ypperin released a public announcement on the forums explaining the situation and how it was all in good fun!

For more information and detail in the events that took place, have a read of ypperins announcement found here.

PS: There's one more thing! Not only did the memers have everyone trolled, they added insult to injury by having the word GULLIBLE hidden in the post! WOW talk about meme-ception!

Be sure to...
Okay you guys..... I think this has gone on long enough.....

You see a few nights ago I was approached by a few Cosmic PvP Staff Members who also play on Prisons. They'd seen a meme on the forums but felt that it could have been so much better, so they figured they would take the time to create a meme, for educational purposes only of course.

Now those who know me know that I tend to be serious most of the time, but still enjoy a great meme every so often. So Slayer and I gave them the go ahead on the understanding that if it caught steam we would make sure to clarify with everyone.

We even had a few expectations and bets placed...... Would the Cosmic Prisons Community find the hidden key? The answer to their question? Are bows REALLY coming to Cosmic Prisons?

Your answer can be found here thanks to @BaseSpl1tYT , expert replicator, @Topkektopus, the meme-master himself, and who, by the way, is NOT a NEW admin but has assisted Cosmic Prisons for an extended period of time, and @Mackyd7, leader of the Cosmic Community Update on Cosmic PvP and meme-maker extraordinaire.


So all that aside, I had to have a chuckle at the whole thing, please don't take it serious, it was all meant in fun (and if it had been done on April Fools it would have been totally predictable). This meme was done with the kindest of intentions, no more and no less than the fun had between siblings.

Hate to say it guys, you have been "Bow-Boozled"

Cosmic PvP staff has extended a challenge to Cosmic Prisons staff..... are you up for the challenge?

Fun Facts:
  • @Treyarch was the original Meme-Mastermind
  • Admins had no part in the creation of the post, nor the items featured. The meme-makers themselves will keep those secrets very closely guarded I'd...
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Greeting Prisoners!

Reset is finally here and to celebrate we are throwing a 40% Off Sale on the Server Store!

Just in case you missed it below are the details for Sahara Planets Reset!


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Greetings Prisoners of Sahara Planet!


With Sahara Planet's reset fast approaching I figured I would post the details for you all today!


What you will keep
What you will lose
Video Montage
Contrabands & Shards
Final Day of Carnage
Reset Time
What will be kept after reset:
Ranks (Yes even those won from crates & CC’s)
Titles
/gkits
/qkits
Home & PV Expansions

What will be lost after reset:

Cash balance
Cells
Inventory & Private Vaults
Mining Levels
/qkit level
Video Montage Competition
Don't forget we have a competition running for you players on Sahara with an awesome prize of a custom /title! Below are the details you need to know in case you want to enter!

We all have some great memories from Map 2 of Sahara and we figured what better way to show than through some great montages! Starting now and ending at first boot of the new planet you have the opportunity to compete to win...
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Greetings Prisoners

I hope you're looking forward to this weeks update as much as we are. This weeks update introduces a new Qkit along with some great quality of life changes to make your playing experience ever better.

Without further ado here's a list of what's in the week's update after your planet reboots!:
  • Valentine /Qkit
  • XP Bottle Limitations
  • Enchant Animation Speed Option
  • Cell Particles Option
  • Momentum and Server Reboots
  • QOL changes
Valentine /Qkit
With Valentine’s day on the horizon what better theme for the next qkit releasing this weekend. This quest kit features over 15 new themed quests along with some hefty token shops rewards!​
Gift from the Heart - I
True Loves Sacrifice - I
Never gonna say goodbye - I
Get rick rolled - I
Share the love - I
Home is where the heart is - I
Heart Breaker - I
"Falling" in love - I , II , III
Precious Gifts - I, II, III
Lovers Quarrel - I,II,III
Never let go - I, II, III
Valentines Binge - I, II, III
Never gonna give you up - I, II, III
Always gonna let you down - I, II, III
Never gonna run around - I, II, III

XP Bottle Limitations
Today we are also introducing some new limitations to XP Bottles! From now on you can only drink a set amount of XP per 24 hours! This limit is defined by your current mining level. Once you drink an XP bottle the 24-hour cooldown will start showing you when your limit will reset. You can see your current limit and the time left until your limit resets by running the command /xplimit
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If the XP bottle has more XP in it than your allowed limit do not worry you will only absorb the XP up to your limit and any leftover XP...​
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Greetings Prisoners of Sahara Planet!


With Sahara Planet's reset fast approaching I figured I would post the details for you all today!


What you will keep
What you will lose
Video Montage
Contrabands & Shards
Final Day of Carnage
Reset Time
What will be kept after reset:
Ranks (Yes even those won from crates & CC’s)
Titles
/gkits
/qkits
Home & PV Expansions

What will be lost after reset:

Cash balance
Cells
Inventory & Private Vaults
Mining Levels
/qkit level
Video Montage Competition
Don't forget we have a competition running for you players on Sahara with an awesome prize of a custom /title! Below are the details you need to know in case you want to enter!
We all have some great memories from Map 2 of Sahara and we figured what better way to show than through some great montages! Starting now and ending at first boot of the new planet you have the opportunity to compete to win yourself a custom title of your choosing to keep forever on Sahara yes that includes resets, keep in mind the title will be required to follow the rules of the server!

You can submit your montage on this thread here and it can also be found pinned under general.

Note the video must be 10 minutes...
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Greetings Prisoners!

Do you have what it takes to raid the Admins? Prove your gang has what it takes and score yourselves some loot for the new planet as well as some OP items to end off the season with! Inside the cell, you will find a 5 levelled cell. Each level getting harder and harder as you unlock the next. These cells contain guards armed with Kit Reset and of course with this being an Admin Cell the number of guards/doors per room is not limited! #Abuse

Level 1: Simple
Level 2: Uncommon
Level 3: Elite
Level 4: Ultimate
Level 5: Legendary & Godly


Each level will have various collectable rewards for the end, just like a typical raid you will collect items once the final guard has been defeated. You will then be granted access to open reward chests and break items like generators and crude ore as well as access to the next tier of the cell!

Now I’m sure you’re all wondering why we’re giving all these sweet rewards at the end of the map, well, there is a method to our madness! To the gang who successfully raids the Godly level cell, you will receive a few of our chosen bonus items at the beginning of MAP 3 Sahara. To receive the items for the new planet you must submit an unedited video showing your gang kill the final guard on the Godly Level and do /g who on the player that did the finishing blow to the guard to @XsSlayeR3 through private message! The owner of that gang will receive the items after the planet has reset. Here is the loot that you and your gang will find on reset:

100,000 Energy
White Scroll
Godly Dust x3
$7,500

Sahara Planet...
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Greetings Prisoners!

It's been a busy time here on Prisons and things aren't about to slow down! You have been asking for it and it is finally here Sahara’s reset!

Carnage
Now we couldn’t just say goodbye to map 2 without giving it a proper Prisons send off! To do this we have a bunch of awesome stuff lined up for you guys over the next few days starting Tuesday 6th February!​

Admin Events
Reset Kits
Video montage competition
/gtop & /ltop
and who knows what else the Owners and Admins will come up with ;)

Admin Events
Admin Events will happen throughout the week, from parkours to cat n mouse to meteors and whatever else we may come up with!​

Reset Kits
Reset kits are there to spice things up in the final few days of Sahara! Available to all players every 5 minutes you will be able to get yourself a set of OP gear (tiered to your level so that you are capable of wearing it of course) getting more OP every single day leading up to the reset! You will be able to access this gear through /resetkit starting from Tuesday!​

Video Montage Competition
We all have some great memories from Map 2 of Sahara and we figured what better way to show this than through some great montages! Starting now and ending at first boot of the new planet you have the opportunity to compete to win yourself a custom title of your choosing to keep forever on Sahara yes that includes resets, keep in mind the title will be required to follow the rules of the server!​

You can submit your montage on this thread here and it can also be found pinned under general.​

Note the video must...​
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Greetings Prisoners,

Welcome back to another weekend update. To say things have been busy would be an understatement! But none the less the weekend is upon us! Here's a list of what you can look forward to once your planet reboots today!
  • February /cc
  • Showcase Update
  • QOL and Bug Fixes
  • 35% Off Sale!
February /cc
This months instalment of the Cosmic Crate sure some has some OP Goodies in it. Here's what's within the February /cc.​
This Cosmic Crate takes things to a whole new level! Stacked with only the best of the best loot you are guaranteed the following: A Custom Title, 3-5x Enchant Re-Rolls, 2x Item Nametags, 5x Mystery Contrabands, 10-50x Cosmic Tokens, 30-80x High-tier Shards, 2x Home Expansions & a random perm access Gkit! Plus you will also receive one of the following Bonus Items: A Level 10 Satchel (Tiered to your mining level!), 2,000,000 - 3,000,000 Cosmic Energy, High-Tier Rank!

Showcase Update
Just like /pv & /home expanders you can now obtain Showcase Expansions to expand your showcase size up to 5 pages!​
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QOL and Bug Fixes
  • You can no longer run commands whilst in /jet.
  • Enchant Orb Animation Removed
  • Mute Bypass Fixes
  • Armor Enchants dealing damage to cell guards whilst raid cooldown has been mitigated
  • Some players were getting kicked for "Interacting too fast" this has been mitigated
  • Ban Team Improvements
  • Shiny Admin Tools
  • Even more secret shiny new tools for admins
In Celebration of the February /cc we are throwing a scorching 35% Off sale on the server store!