Greetings Prisoners

Things have been busy here on Prisons and this week isn't any different! Here's a list of what you have to look forward to upon your planets reboot today:
  • PV Rework
  • Randomization Scrolls
  • /g focus
  • /ltop changes
  • Bugs and QOL
  • 20% Off Sale
PV Rework
You will now be able to customise the name and icon of each of your personal vaults! Simply run the usual command /pv and you will then have the following options!
Right-Click: Change the icon of the PV
Middle-Click: Change the name of the PV
Left-Click: Enter the PV
Randomization Scrolls
When placed on an enchant it will completely randomize the success and failure rates of the enchant. Each tier of enchant has a respective Randomization Scroll. Simple Randomization Scroll will work only on simple enchants and so on except Godly Randomization Scrolls which will work on all tiers of enchantments! Randomization scrolls can be acquired through Shards!​
Simply place the scroll on the corresponding enchant you wish to randomize!​

/g focus
/g focus allows players in your Gang to display the selected player with special characters around his IGN and a highlighted name. This is a great tool for gangs wanting to focus an enemy in group battles!​
Simply use /g focus IGN to select your target! This command can be used by any member of your gang!​

/ltop changes
/ltop will now be organised by the time in which a player hits a specific level! For example, if Player 1 hit level 105 on Monday and Player 2 hit level 105 on Tuesday. Player 1 would be ranked number 1 on /ltop. However, if you extract xp from 105...​
Greetings Prisoners!

Its been a busy week here on Prisons and I can’t wait to get into what we have in store for you all this week!
  • Celestial Map 3
  • March /cc
  • Absorbers
  • Bug Fixes
  • 40% Off Sale
Celestial Map 3
Map 3 is almost here! In case you missed it here is a link to all the info you could possibly need for Map 3 of Celestial!​
March /cc
This months instalment of the Cosmic Crate sure some has some OP Goodies in it. Here's what's within the March /cc​
This Cosmic Crate takes things to a whole new level! Stacked with only the best of the best loot you are guaranteed the following: A Custom Title, 5-10x Absorbers, 1-3x Whitescrolls, 1-3x High-Tier Contrabands, 1-4x Random Fractured Gkit Flares, 1-3x Random Gkit Flares, 1-5x 5% Charge Orbs, 45-75x High-Tier Shards Plus you will also receive one of the following Bonus Items: 3-5x Godly Contrabands, 1,000,000-3,000,000 Cosmic Energy, High-Tier Rank

Absorbers are a new addition to Prisons and are nice little addition to the Shards loot table! Absorbers will remove Cosmic Energy from an item without the cost of the fee you would usually pay when /extracting! Note: Absorbers cannot be placed!​
Bug Fixes
  • When you log while in the middle of jetting you will be placed on the ground directly below where you were when you logged
Of course, we couldn’t just bring out an awesome /cc and reset without a sale! Players can enjoy 40% off all...
Greetings Prisoners of Celestial Planet!

With Celestial Planet's reset fast approaching I figured I would post the details for you all today!

What you will keep
What you will lose
Video Montage
Contrabands & Shards
Final Day of Carnage
Reset Time
What will be kept after reset:
Ranks (Yes even those won from crates & CC’s)
Home & PV Expansions

What will be lost after reset:

Cash balance
Inventory & Private Vaults
Mining Levels
/qkit level
Video Montage Competition
Don't forget we have a competition running for you players on Celestial with an awesome prize of a custom /title! Below are the details you need to know in case you want to enter!
We all have some great memories from Map 2 of Celestial and we figured what better way to show than through some great montages! Starting now and ending at first boot of the new planet you have the opportunity to compete to win yourself a custom title of your choosing to keep forever on Celestial yes that includes resets, keep in mind the title will be required to follow the rules of the server!

You can submit your montage on this thread here and it can also be found pinned under general.

Note the video...
Greetings Prisoners!

Do you have what it takes to raid the Admins? Prove your gang has what it takes and score yourselves some loot for the new planet as well as some OP items to end off the season with! Inside the cell, you will find a 5 levelled cell. Each level getting harder and harder as you unlock the next. These cells contain guards armed with Kit Reset and of course with this being an Admin Cell the number of guards/doors per room is not limited! #Abuse

Level 1: Simple
Level 2: Uncommon
Level 3: Elite
Level 4: Ultimate
Level 5: Legendary & Godly

Each level will have various collectable rewards for the end, just like a typical raid you will collect items once the final guard has been defeated. You will then be granted access to open reward chests and break items like generators and crude ore as well as access to the next tier of the cell!

Now I’m sure you’re all wondering why we’re giving all these sweet rewards at the end of the map, well, there is a method to our madness! To the gang who successfully raids the Godly level cell, you will receive a few of our chosen bonus items at the beginning of Map #3 Celestial. To receive the items for the new planet you must submit an unedited video showing your gang kill the final guard on the Godly Level and do /g who on the player that did the finishing blow to the guard to @XsSlayeR3 through private message! The owner of that gang will receive the items after the planet has reset. Here is the loot that you and your gang will find on reset:

100,000 Energy
White Scroll
Godly Dust x3

Welcome, Cosmic Prisoners!

Welcome the 20th edition of the Cosmic Community Column. After last weeks Bow-Boozle how can this weeks post even compare! Pvp, Raiding, Godset Kills and learning the secrets to energy is how. Without further ado let's get right into this weeks action packed post!


Legendary Guard Massacre!

TheInfamousKiwi from the Celestial planet brings us a very well edited version of him and his gangs raid on a Tier 1 Cell. They sure made this look easy as they made quick work of the legendary chumps guarding this poor guys cell. Check out his video below to see some great edited time lapse footage and what OP item they found in one of the chests!


200 IQ Godset Kill

Its_Target from the Sovereign Planet comes to us this week with a really well organised godset kill. With some great communication from his teammates in cells and some iron set baiting they managed to lure his poor victim to his death! When your hit by a cell guard lower than the tier of armour your wearing you take damage that passes thru your armour. So they baited him into taking heavy damage and swooped in to finish the job.

I applaud you guys for thinking this plan thru and showcasing how strategy is so important!

Be sure to check the kill below which begins 7 minutes into the video.


The Secret to Gaining Extra Energy!?!?

Is it true? Is it all a lie? Is it all fake news? GaaraOfBenton10 has been doing some investigation work into the fastest way to mine and gain energy. His...
Greetings Prisoners!

It's been a busy time here on Prisons and things aren't about to slow down! You have been asking for it and it is finally here Celestial’s reset!

Now we couldn’t just say goodbye to map 2 without giving it a proper Prisons send off! To do this we have a bunch of awesome stuff lined up for you guys over the next few days starting Tuesday 27th February!​

Admin Events
Reset Kits
Video montage competition
/gtop & /ltop
and who knows what else the Owners and Admins will come up with ;)

Admin Events
Admin Events will happen throughout the week, from parkours to cat n mouse to meteors and whatever else we may come up with!​

Reset Kits
Reset kits are there to spice things up in the final few days of Celestial! Available to all players every 5 minutes you will be able to get yourself a set of OP gear (tiered to your level so that you are capable of wearing it of course) getting more OP every single day leading up to the reset! You will be able to access this gear through /resetkit starting from Tuesday!​

Video Montage Competition
We all have some great memories from Map 2 of Celestial and we figured what better way to show this than through some great montages! Starting now and ending at first boot of the new planet you have the opportunity to compete to win yourself a custom title of your choosing to keep forever on Celestial yes that includes resets, keep in mind the title will be required to follow the rules of the server!​

You can submit your montage on this thread here and it can also be found pinned under general.​
Greetings Prisoners

It's Friday again! Our resident genius @melsha has been coding his fingers off to get this weeks update out to you all so let's get right into it!

Here's what you have to look forward to upon your planets reboot today!
  • Iapetus /gkit
  • /showcase Update
  • Scoreboard Update
  • Bugs and QOL
  • 30% Off Sale
Iapetus /gkit
The Iapetus /gkit is the newest addition to the gkit family and comes packing some heat. Each time you claim the kit you will receive the following:​
Axe: 3 - 6 Levels worth of Cosmic Energy
Sword: 3 - 6 Level worth of Cosmic Energy
Random Blackscroll: 50% - 75% success rate
10 - 20 Mystery Dust (Ultimate - Godly)
Small Chance for a Whitescroll We know Rob has been teasing something "Big" for some time now, we are getting close....just be patient

Showcase Update
Ever placed something in your /showcase and then realize its placement has completley ruing your showcase? Worry no more! /showcase is now completely customizable! Players will be able to swap and change their showcases to perfection. Left clicking an item will move it one spot to the left. Right clicking will move it one spot to the right!​
Scoreboard Update
The scoreboard will now display Cosmic Prisons in some fancy colored text as well as your account name and the date in the format of Month/Day​
Bugs and QOL
  • Players can no longer use special characters in chat
  • /jet logging out issue mitigated...
Greetings Prisoners

Its that time of the week already, update time! It’s been a busy time here on Prisons and we have some updates for you so let's get right into what you have to look forward to after this weeks update!
  • More /g upgrades
  • XP Bottles & Dusts
  • QOL and Bug Fixes
  • 20% Off Sale
New /g upgrades
  • Raid Mastery - Reduces the time of your raid cooldown
  • Outpost TP Mastery - Reduces the cooldown of your /outpost TP times
  • Cell Fortification - Increases the Durability of your gang's cell doors
  • Cell Mastery - +1 Cell Guard for gang members cells
XP Bottles & Dusts
XP Bottles found in shards and contrabands have now been buffed considerably and players will notice a significant increase in the mining XP rewarded along with this you will also notice some randomisation to the amount of XP you will receive!​

All Enchanting Dust now will be discovered at a random percentage!​

Simple: 1%
Uncommon: 2% - 3%
Elite: 4% - 6%
Ultimate: 7% - 11%
Legendary: 12% - 17%
Godly: 18% - 25%

QOL and Bug Fixes
  • Guards not leaving cells sometimes has been mitigated
  • Qkits levelling issues has been fixed
  • Valentines Qkit Quest spelling errors fixed
  • Raw Enchants no longer have text saying they have animations
  • A few players had found some ways to “Mitigate” a raid by aggroing the cell guards from the opposite cell to the one being raided. This has since been mitigated.
Of course, this wouldn't be a Cosmic Update without a scorching sale to go with it! Players can enjoy 20% Off for the weekend!
Welcome, Cosmic Prisoners!

Welcome back to the 19th installment of the Cosmic Community Update. We had such a busy week in the community from epic trolls , planet resets , updates and some insane pvp! This is shaping up to be one of my favourite weeks of the Community Update to bring to you!

The Great BOW-BOOZLE of 2018!

Cosmic Prisons this week experienced one of the most highly thought out and well executed memes in its history. Some of the finest talent from the Cosmic PvP server put their creative minds together and took the commonly used “Bow Meme” on prisons to new levels!

With some fancy design skills and well thought out layouts they posted a mockup version update post of bows being released on prisons. They recreated it with such accuracy, it had everyone fooled!

Their posts on forums lit up like wild fire! News spread throughout game chat, discord, the shoutbox and the forums! Even the very active forums members were fooled by the very accurate meme that had been created. Fear of bows being added to prisons struck fear and rage into the community. Pandemonium hit as everyone started to believe in this horrible addition to the server! Amongst all the drama the meme team Cubecorp sure were having a laugh and it didn't end there.

After all the drama started to subside, @ypperin released a public announcement on the forums explaining the situation and how it was all in good fun!

For more information and detail in the events that took place, have a read of ypperins announcement found here.

PS: There's one more thing! Not only did the memers have everyone trolled, they added insult to injury by having the word GULLIBLE hidden in the post! WOW talk about meme-ception!

Be sure to...
Okay you guys..... I think this has gone on long enough.....

You see a few nights ago I was approached by a few Cosmic PvP Staff Members who also play on Prisons. They'd seen a meme on the forums but felt that it could have been so much better, so they figured they would take the time to create a meme, for educational purposes only of course.

Now those who know me know that I tend to be serious most of the time, but still enjoy a great meme every so often. So Slayer and I gave them the go ahead on the understanding that if it caught steam we would make sure to clarify with everyone.

We even had a few expectations and bets placed...... Would the Cosmic Prisons Community find the hidden key? The answer to their question? Are bows REALLY coming to Cosmic Prisons?

Your answer can be found here thanks to @BaseSpl1tYT , expert replicator, @Topkektopus, the meme-master himself, and who, by the way, is NOT a NEW admin but has assisted Cosmic Prisons for an extended period of time, and @Mackyd7, leader of the Cosmic Community Update on Cosmic PvP and meme-maker extraordinaire.

So all that aside, I had to have a chuckle at the whole thing, please don't take it serious, it was all meant in fun (and if it had been done on April Fools it would have been totally predictable). This meme was done with the kindest of intentions, no more and no less than the fun had between siblings.

Hate to say it guys, you have been "Bow-Boozled"

Cosmic PvP staff has extended a challenge to Cosmic Prisons staff..... are you up for the challenge?

Fun Facts:
  • @Treyarch was the original Meme-Mastermind
  • Admins had no part in the creation of the post, nor the items featured. The meme-makers themselves will keep those secrets very closely guarded I'd...